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Salutations, smallest of Odists!

I come to you a simple badger asking of a favor. The next time you see your cocladist who is tall, has curly hair, and is wearing a t-shirt for a metal band you've never heard of, could you do me the courtesy of punching him as hard as you can in the arm? I would do it myself as he sits here next to me, but he has my arm pinned to the couch, and it would be a breach of my vow of pacifism.

Warmest regards,
Jack Haveck

P.S.: from what Denny tells me of you, you may recognize any of the bands on his shirt. I would humbly request you sock him one anyway. Thank you.
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\subsection*{And We Are The Motes In The Stage-Lights}

Punch Denny? Okay! I will be sure to leave a fork at home. Do you want in on my life-insurance policy? :D

But really though, he would probably just pick me up and hold me upside-down until I laughed so hard I felt like my eyes were going to fall out. Still going to punch him in the shoulder, though! That sounds fun~
