Matthew was pretty keen on Perl at the start. Something about all the
delicious punctuation, all the built-in obfuscation was appealing.
Something about how you could write an incantastion that was difficult
to read unless you had the proper knowledge tickled him.
He wasn't very good at it.
Well, no. He was pretty terrible at it. He uploaded some samples to Perl
Monks and mostly got yelled at. From then on, he developed alone, with
little to no communication about what he was doing with anyone who might
be able to help.
A solipsistic software engineer? Color me surprised.
Right.
Perl filled high school. Dumb scripts to walk a directory (despite a
module already existing in CPAN). A guestbook. A forum. A terrible
website.
Was it that bad?
[RF!P](https://web.archive.org/web/20050202100148/http://ranna.babylonia.flatirons.org/)?
Oh yes.
At least you can see the dull adherence to monochromatic web design
started early on.
Listen. Color is hard.
Either way. There was a brief PHP phase toward the end of high school,
and then it was off to university and John Wright teaching him about
Python and Django, and he was lost.
It made it so easy to start projects.
Too easy.
Yes. They littered his computer, his [git
repositories](https://github.com/makyo-old/). Started and abandoned,
sometimes even before any code was written. There exist more than one
project which is simply a skeleton of a Django application with a name.
No code. No documents. No info.
No motivation.
Or maybe only the false motivation that comes along with hypomania.
Are you having fun with this?
Did you really expect me to not approach the idea of writing about
software in any other way? Did you expect me to not be something of a
nerd about this?
I suppose not. Tell me about software, then.
What's to say? Mom decided that, since I was showing an interest in
computers, it might be a good thing to let me use her copy of
VisualBasic 4. From there, I just kept on going.
Well, hold on, you're skipping over a whole bunch of stuff.
I suppose so.
You're skipping over your dad joking that, since you spent so much
time on the computer, that he was always worried that the FBI would
come knocking on the door one day.
Well, he was the one who got me the computers in the first place. He
bought me a copy of RedHat 6.2 on a CD at Circuit City.
Oh, my aching bones.
I know. Every single bit of that sentence was ancient.
Still, it's largely his fault. We strung coax throughout the house in a
simple network. He bought a file server, a copy of Windows NT, and we
worked on setting up IIS together so that we could have both a file
share as well as a way of getting those files from work for him, and my
mom's house for me.
Very kind of him. Forward thinking.
He wanted me to be an engineer. What better way to get me into the
mindset? Besides, *stuff* was his game. Our relationship was not yet
mature enoug that we could be buddies, so instead, he did what he
thought parents were supposed to do and punished, instructed, and
showered with gifts. It's just that some of those were computers.
As many gifts bounced off of me as those that stuck and proved useful.
Either way, start a kid on VisualBasic and give her access to AngelFire,
and you're bound to wound up with at least *some* kind of nerd.
